Thursday, December 29, 2005


A friend just sent me this link to quotes from Mitch Hedberg's standup on Wikipedia. I'm sitting in my cubicle at work, laughing out loud. No really, LOL! Never thought I'd get a chance to use that one.

They say that the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime, but I tried to make it at home, there's more to it than that. "Hey, you want some more homemade Sprite, man?" "Not until you figure out what the fuck else is in it!"

I opened up a container of yogurt, and under the lid it said "Please Try Again." Apparently I was in a contest I was unaware of. But I thought I might have opened the yogurt wrong or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me. "C'mon, Mitchell, don't give up. Please try again. A message of inspiration from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, hope on top."

He died in March, only 37 years old, from an apparent drug overdose.


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