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The nutrionist on the online forum I visit is either laughing too hard to make his fingers work on the keyboard, or he's gone out back and shot himself. More gems on how stupid some of these people are:

"Do I have to count the calories in fruits and vegetables, too, when I'm counting my daily calorie total?"

"The recipe I'm following says 'Yield 1 cup.' I see that a lot in recipes and don't know what it means. I mean, I know that yield means to be cautious, so does it mean be careful how much you eat?"

Spelling errors corrected because I couldn't do them justice.