Breaking News!
There are tvs everywhere here: in the elevator banks, inside the doors to the elevator, in the pantries. One is usually tuned to CNN, so I've grown used to the "breaking news" bullshit that they run all day. Everything is breaking news at some point, it appears.
Just now, the screen read: "Breaking News: Cheney accepts responsibility for shooting." Really? That's news? Was there any doubt? Was he going to blame it on OJ?
Just now, the screen read: "Breaking News: Cheney accepts responsibility for shooting." Really? That's news? Was there any doubt? Was he going to blame it on OJ?
posted by medusa at 3:16 PM
3 Comments:
I love breaking news. I just wish it would stay broke.
I think we're all better off that way. You could really stress yourself out watching CNN all day and thinking everything was earth-shatteringly important.
I heard that he shot him because in the bad light he looked like George Clooney.
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