Dear MTV

If somebody named Jess owns something, we refer to that as Jess's. Not Jess'. You see, Jess isn't plural (no matter how two-faced he might be in your revealing story about "underage" marriage (since when is twenty one "underage?")), nor is he the son of god (yes, it's Jesus' for the things which the biblical Jesus possesses.)

See also James's.

Excuse me, I think I need some parenthesis therapy.